Do you know how to make yourself seem important? Linton Gordon in the Times gives a full lesson in the art of social climbing:

“The art of social climbing has taken on greater significance since the two (2) national newspapers started featuring persons on “Page 2”.  Since then photographers and journalist have come under significant pressure from social climbers to have their photographs, details and lifestyle featured on ‘Page 2’”.

Check it out in The North Coast Times this week